Brittany. 20. Moms love me and kids wanna be me. Professional clown for hire. World champion dinosaur tamer. The fifth ninja turtle.

 

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.

Parents: Ok, cool.

Me: Your luggage is outside

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos