Brittany. 20. Moms love me and kids wanna be me. Professional clown for hire. World champion dinosaur tamer. The fifth ninja turtle.

 

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy)

snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith)

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

loveyourchaos:

A day in the life of Elvie- yea, in the top left corner Elvie is sitting in the bowl of cold water instead of, you know, drinking it.

loveyourchaos:

A day in the life of Elvie- yea, in the top left corner Elvie is sitting in the bowl of cold water instead of, you know, drinking it.

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)